Most-quoted character in American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005): in 4 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Brandon Vandecamp (3)
Scenes with Matt Stifler
4 scenes
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie? You look lost.
Matt Stifler Are you an asshole? You're hairy and you smell like shit!
I'll, uh... I'll ignore that kind of talk. Once. We don't speak that way here. Rookies are to wear their beanies at all times. Those are the rules.
MS Matt Stiffler
And who made you the Mayor of Geektown?
I'm Brandon Vandecamp. Senior Drum Major of Beechwood Academy, and the President of the Tall Oaks Council.
Matt Stifler Oh? And who are they, Mr. President? The First Lady and Vice Pussy?
[Brandon places Matt's beanie on the end of his drum staff, and puts the beanie on Matt's head.]
Suits you well.
Matt Stifler [Sarcastic]
Golly jeepers, thanks. And hey! Since I'm an official band geek and all, can you guess what my favorite piece of music is?
Matt Stifler The nutcracker.
Matt Stifler Look, I wanna know all the stuff that goes on at night here. Naked pillow fights, whatever!
EK Ernie Kaplowitz
Do I look like the guy in charge of the naked pillow fights? Huh? This is my first year here. You see the beanie?
[Brandon Vandecamp and Mr. Nelson enter the mess hall]
Yes. Yes, I do. But where's yours, Stifler? Let's see- no standard issue t-shirt and no beanie. I believe that's two points from Great Falls, Mr. Nelson!
Matt Stifler Tell you what, Vandercramp. How about I take his beanie [takes Ernie's beanie] and put it on my weenie? [Stuffs the beanie down his pants] How's that, Vandercramp? It's on my head, right?
N Mr. Nelson
[Brandon rolls his eyes and looks at Mr. Nelson]
Make it five points from Great Falls!
[Elyse has accidentally hit Matt with a trumpet, causing Matt to bite his tongue; Brandon walks over to them.]
In today's episode: wasting time on lost causes. Speaking of which, I understand you composed the music to your show, Elyse. If you... call that music.
E Elyse
Yeah, that's right. I did. And who'd your daddy hire to compose yours?
I'm just giving you fair warning, cupcake. The Robard's Scholarship- is mine.
E Elyse
Like you need it.
Oh, it's not a matter of need, it's a matter of want. Yeah... I get what I want.
Matt Stifler Why don't you shut the fu' uhh?
[Amused]
Oh, what're you gonna do?
Matt Stifler Kick your ath!
[Matt argues yes while Elyse argues no; Brandon turns to Mr. Nelson and the Beechwood Academy band practicing in the background]
It's been three years since I've been challenged!
[Knowing what the challenge means, Mr. Nelson and the band cheer; Brandon looks back to Elyse and Matt.]
I look forward to reminding people why.
E Elyse
[Matt leaves the infirmary]
Are you okay?
Matt Stifler Yeah.
E Elyse
I'm so drunk right now... I'm probably gonna forget about you... porkin' an oboe! [Bursts out laughing]
Other characters in American Pie Presents: Band Camp
