[After some seconds of listening to the demo recording of David Seville]
Let's talk about your song, Dave.
Well, as crazy as it sounds, the original inspiration came to me-
The song sucks, Dave.
What?
Your song? It is awful. I hate it. Yeah, I mean, who is going to sing it? Justin? Fergie? Not a chance. I need something new; I need something fresh!
That is new!
The next big thing. Dave, we go way back, all right? And we have both come a long way since college. You, not so much. I wanted to like that song, but you heard it. (Not that good.) If I was not your friend, I would say "Dave, you go right back out of this office and you keep writing music. You'll get there someday." But I am your friend, so I am going to tell you that there is no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, EVER going to sing.
