3rd most-quoted character in Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007): in 10 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Alvin (10), David Seville (7), Theodore (6)
That's it! I can't take this anymore. I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid TREE!!
Simon Whoa! What's happening?!
Guys! I think he made it angry!
Where are we?
Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional--
Uh, but where did the mountains go?
Simon Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore.
Simon No. It's his garbage can.
Oh.
Simon We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello. I'm Simon. The smart one. He's Alvin.
The awesomest one.
And I'm Theodore.
Oh, nice to meet you. Now get outta my house!
But... we talk.
Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.
I kinda liked him better when he was unconcious.
Are you guys always like this?
Simon We're kids, Dave.
Well, where are your parents?
Simon When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week, then they take off.
Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune.
What was that?!
Simon Uh, nothing, just... a little stage fright? [whimpers]
I thought my heart was gonna explode!
We're not performing monkeys, Dave! Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?
Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you owe me.
We're sorry, Dave.
Yeah, that helps. [sighs] Never mind, I'm late for work.
Ooh-ooh-ooh, Can we go with you?
What? So that you can mess that up, too? Uh-uh. You're goin' home.
Simon A little situation here, Dave. Theodore vacuumed up Alvin.
What?!
Simon Well, at least it wasn't the garbage disposal. [giggles nervously]
Simon And there goes Theodore.
Oh, my God! Theodore, did you just...
Um, um...
Simon It's a raisin, Dave.
Prove it.
Simon Mmm-hmm.
Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all of you guys. Where's Alvin? Alvin!
Simon BLEAH!! [to Theodore] You owe me big time!
Alvin?!
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...
Get out!
Uh, I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
Out! [pulls Alvin out of the dishwasher]
Whoa, whoa! I'm takin' a shower, here!
You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list!
And it's still early.
Clam it, sudsy!
Oh!
Yikes! [giggles nervously] Oops.
Not gonna say it.
Uh-oh!
Simon Good grief.
Are you still not gonna say it?
Nope!
I'm gonna say it. [yells] ALVIN!!!
Okay!!!
Squirrels can't talk!
Whoa, wap-ap-ap-oh. Watch it, genius. We're Chipmunks. Chip-Munks!
Chipmunks can't talk either! [turns on lights]
Simon Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.
This isn't happening. [closes his eyes, talking to himself] I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.
So, how's that working for you, Dave?
Uh, h-how do you know my name?
I'll take that one. We read your mail. By accident.
Simon You really oughta pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever hear of a credit rating?
