4th most-quoted character in Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007): in 8 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Alvin (6), Simon (6), David Seville (5)
That's it! I can't take this anymore. I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid TREE!!
Guys! I think he made it angry!
Where are we?
Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional--
Uh, but where did the mountains go?
Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore.
We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello. I'm Simon. The smart one. He's Alvin.
The awesomest one.
And I'm Theodore.
Oh, nice to meet you. Now get outta my house!
But... we talk.
Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.
I kinda liked him better when he was unconcious.
What was that?!
Uh, nothing, just... a little stage fright? [whimpers]
I thought my heart was gonna explode!
We're not performing monkeys, Dave! Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?
Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you owe me.
We're sorry, Dave.
Yeah, that helps. [sighs] Never mind, I'm late for work.
Ooh-ooh-ooh, Can we go with you?
What? So that you can mess that up, too? Uh-uh. You're goin' home.
Alvin!
What?!
Just stay calm! [gets sucked into vacuum; shrieks]
Oh, my God! Theodore, did you just...
Um, um...
It's a raisin, Dave.
Prove it.
Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all of you guys. Where's Alvin? Alvin!
Alvin?!
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...
Get out!
Uh, I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
Out! [pulls Alvin out of the dishwasher]
Whoa, whoa! I'm takin' a shower, here!
You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever, guess what? Today would be at the top of the list!
And it's still early.
Clam it, sudsy!
Dave? [jumps up onto the bed] Are you awake?
I had a nightmare. Can... I sleep with you?
Umm...
You won't even know I'm here.
Okay, sure, but stay on that side of the bed.
Oh, oh, oh, okay. [goes to the other side, but then snuggles up with Dave]
Uncle Ian?
Can I sleep with you? I had a nightmare.
Ohhhh... you had a nightmare? I had a nightmare too. I-in my nightmare, um, I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 different countries. And, and, I had to coordinate 121 different radio and print interviews in five different languages. [picks up Theodore] But you know what, Theo? The only difference is, in my nightmare, [talks at his face] when I open my eyes, it doesn't END!
So... is that a no? [Ian throws him out the door in the next shot] Whoa! [lands on the floor] Oh... ooh... [gets up and walks back to his room]
