Gomez
I demand justice! Someone has married my brother!
No!
Gomez
She took him to Hawaii!
Get outta here!
Gomez
They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love constantly!
I hate when that happens.
Gomez
Arrest her at once, without delay!
Who?
Gomez
Debbie. My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki!
Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?
Gomez
Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they own...
Morticia
Gomez, NO!
Gomez
A Buick!
Just leave, leave quietly, leave now. Don't make me call Ringling Brothers.
Gomez
Has the planet gone mad? My brother, passion's hostage. I seek justice - denied! I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! [as Grandmama waves Pubert in the air] I have seen horror! [as Lurch waves] I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!
Morticia
They're at camp.
Gomez
I have seen all this, officer. But until today, I had never seen... you!
Hook him, book him, cook him. Now!
