[at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap] [leaning at the bottom of the staircase]
That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Who is this ghastly man?
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey...[whispering] thanks for the free parking.
Another activist, McGuire.
Activist, yes... [snobby laugh]
Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Alrighty then! [smacks McGuire unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? You're right! [sings and dances around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars! [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.
