“It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had...” – Mrs. Finkle, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ... Movie Quotes Database

Mrs. Finkle

It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

Ace Ventura

Hmm, what do you know. They're little footballs.

Mrs. Finkle

Laces out!

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