Diane Gaines
Are you huffing?
Bartleby
Oh god.
Diane Gaines
Are you high?
Jack Gaines
You're huffing grass?
Bartleby
No I'm not huffing mom I'm not stoned I'm completely fine, in fact I'm more clear and level headed than I've ever been.
Jack Gaines
Okay cut the crap Bartleby. Society has rules and the first rule is: You go to college. You wanna have a happy and successful life, you go to college. If you wanna be somebody, you go to college. If you wanna fit in, you go to college.
Bartleby
Well you know what? Maybe I didn't get into college!
