[The camera switches to the front of the house. Max has exited out the front door] [comes around from the back]
Maxie! Wait up! You forgot your lunch! Have a good day! [kisses Max]
[A few skateboarders passing by see it and start laughing] [singing]
They've been laughing since I can remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore! No more "Maxie the geek"! No more "Goof of the week" like before!
GT Girl tearing up test
[singing]
No more algebra tests 'til September!
B Boy
[singing]
No more looking at losers like him!
BW Bully with crib notes on arm
[singing]
No more having to cheat!
AB Another Bully
[singing]
No more mystery meat!
B Boy
[singing]
No more gym!
AB Another Boy
[singing]
No more gym!
YA Yet Another Boy
[singing]
No more gym!
YA Yet Another Another Boy
[shouting]
No more gym!
GW Girl with credit cards
[singing]
Gonna move to the mall!
BB Beach Boy
[singing]
Gonna live in the pool!
[singing]
Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!
A All
[singing]
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruising!
[singing]
After today she'll be mine!
A All
[singing]
After today my brains'll be snoozing!
[singing]
If I don't faint, I'll be fine!
TG Twin Girls
[singing]
I've got forty more minutes of Home Economics!
TB Twin Boys
[singing]
Then down with the textbooks...
NB Nerdy Boys
[singing]
And up with the comics!
[singing]
Just think of all of the time I've been losing, finding the right thing to say!
A All
[singing]
But things'll be going my way, after today!
[waves, but Roxanne does not see him, singing]
She looked right through me! And who could blame her? I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof! And...
A All
[singing]
After today I'm gonna be cruising!
TG Two Girls in black
[singing]
No more pep rallies to cut!
A All
[singing]
After today my brains'll be snoozing!
BD Bus Driver
[singing]
I'm gonna sit on my butt!
[singing]
I've got less than an hour and when this is ended, I'll either be famous... [slides down the banister and accidentally bumps into Principal Mazur]
[shakes his fist, singing]
Or you'll be suspended!
A All
[singing]
Just think of all of the time I've been losing, waiting until I could say: Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents good-bye! Gonna party from now 'til the end of July! Things'll be going my way after today!
[school bell rings] [singing]
I wish that this was the day after today! [starts to step down, but trips and tumbles down, falling flat on his face at the bottom, losing his hat and shades]
[Students laugh at him then walk away] [comes over and helps him up]
Are you all right?
[puts on his hat and shades]
Yeah, yeah, I'm OK, I just ah, duh,... [starts laughing, the emits a Goofy "Uhyuck!", covers his mouth and dashes away, accidentally tripping over some garbage cans. He looks back at Roxanne for a moment, then runs away with an cry of anguish]
[Roxanne looks down at the ground for a moment]
[The school bell rings again and We cut to inside the high school]
I can't believe I did that! She finally says "hi" to me and what do I do? I choke! Uhyuck! Like a big spaz!
Where have you been, buddy?
Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?
Look, Max, if my Dad catches me with this he'll kill me! Are you sure we gotta do this?
It's my only chance, PJ. To Roxanne I'm just a nobody! But after today...
[Max and PJ are suddenly flooded with light] [squints into it]
Bobby!
[Bobby is drinking at the fountain with a straw. Max and PJ examine the video equipment on a dolly]
Wow! All this is for us?
Oh, this is going to be so great, man!
[wraps around Max]
Dude, need fundage, bro.
[reaches into his backpack, and brings out a bag, handing it to Bobby]
Oh, your fee! Yeah, yeah! Right here.
[reaches into the bag and pull out an aerosol can]
Cheddar! [wolf howl] Cheddar Whizzie! [sprays an enormous amount of the cheese into his mouth, smacks his lips and coughs, spraying Max and PJ with cheese] Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious! Let's do it, ladies!
[The scene cuts to school auditorium. Entire school body is there, making noise and throwing paper. Stacey is at the podium in the middle of the stage]
As student body president, I just want to say, like, "yea" to all of us for a really neat year.
T Trekkie
Yo, Stacey! Talk to me! Talk to me! Talk to me, baby!
And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday to watch the Powerline concert live on Pay-per-view.
[Students cheer this announcement]
Thank you. Thank you very much. And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
[The microphone squeals as Principal Mazur begins to speak]
Thank you, Stacey! And good morning, boys and girls! You know, every year, on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say, "Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation? We don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends..."
C Chad
Say, uh, Roxanne. About Stacey's party...
[The scene cuts to Max, who can see the Boy talking to Roxanne through a part in the curtain] [closes the curtain, and zips up his Powerline costume]
How are you, uh, how are you doing down there, Bobby?
Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doing it all for you.
This is nuts! I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this. If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence! [trips on the wires backstage and partially goes under the curtain]
...how about Science Slumber Parties! [The spotlight goes out] What the... [Max puts on his shades and gives a thumbs up. It is echoed by Bobby and PJ. A button is pressed. Rock music begins. A large screen begins to rise behind Principal Mazur. Max appears on the screen. Bobby pulls a switch] What? [notices the screen rising] Hey! I'm not going to just...
[A trap door opens up under the podium and it and Principal Mazur disappears down it. Bobby laughs] [lip synching]
Some people settle for the typical thing: living all their lives waiting in the wings. It ain't a question of if, just a matter of time, before I move to the front of the line. And once you watching every move that I make, you gotta believe that I got what it takes. To stand out above the crowd even if I gotta shout out loud. 'Til mine is the only face you'll see. Gonna stand out 'til you notice me.
[The students scream their approval. Max is amazed to see the reception his act is getting. He especially notices the rapt gaze of Roxanne in the front row. Bobby laughs and tickles PJ over the success of the plan. Both give Max a thumbs up] [turns on a CO2 fire extinguisher]
A little smokage! Arooo-oo-ooo!
[lip synching]
If I make you stop and take a look at me instead of just walking by, there's nothing that I wouldn't do if it was getting you to notice I'm alive. All I need is half a chance, a second thought, a second glance will prove I got whatever it takes. It's a piece of cake.
[Bobby hands PJ a rope with a hook on it. PJ sneaks under cover of the CO2 fog and hooks Max's belt from behind] [lips synching]
To stand out above the crowd. Even if I gotta shout out loud. [grabs a basketball and slam dunks it. As he swings back, he reaches out for Roxanne's outstretched hand]Til mine is the only face you'll see. Gonna...
B Boy
[Max's hand almost grabs Roxanne's, but suddenly the music winds down and dies. The cable is pulled back sending Max tumbling, finally ending up by Principal Mazur]
Hey, it's the Goof Boy!
B Boy
[The scene cuts to front of high school. The final bell rings and students come dashing out. Max walks out with a smile on his face and a vacant look]
Cool concert, lad!
AB Another Boy
You wailed, bud!
[comes by and pushes the girl away]
Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.
Way to go, man! I just heard about you and Roxanne! You stud!
See? See? I told you our plan would work! [chanting] Max! Max!
C Cheerleaders
Max! Max! Max!
[More and more students join in the chant until the entire student body is chanting "Max! Max!" Max is pleasantly shocked. He dances his way home, grabs a skateboard with his arm pads and legs helmet] [lip synching]
All I need is half a chance, a second thought, a second glance will prove I got whatever it takes. It's a piece of cake. To stand out above the crowd. Even if I gotta shout out loud. 'Til mine is the only face you'll see. Gonna stand out. Stand out, hey. Stand out. (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Stand Out. 'Til mine is the only face you'll see. Gonna stand out so you notice me. [kicks the gate of his home open and walks through] Going somewhere, Pop?
Cool. Well, have a good time, Dad. If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.
[puts the stuff in his car]
But Max, this isn't just my vacation. It's a vacation with me and my best buddy!
No, silly. With you! [Max gets shocked, drops his skateboard, and faints] Are you OK, Maxie?
Wha..What did you say? [gets up]
I'm going on vacation with you, Maxie. [hugs Max]
[annoyed]
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Hey! Got a present for ya!
[as Goofy puts a life vest on him]
Dad! Stop! I can't do it!
[pulls a cord and the vest inflates]
You look just like I did at your age!
[gets worried]
Please don't say that, Dad.
Wait! I saved the best for last! [laughs] It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof! And now, it's yours, son.
[reveals a fishing pole]
No, silly. A fishing pole!
[shocked and annoyed]
Fishing? We're going fishing?
Yup, just like my dad and me did! Two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny, away from it all!
[stubbornly tells Goofy off]
I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad! I like it all!
[shows Max a map]
Hey, look, Maxie! We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route and make the same stops and see the same sights...
[shocked]
But that trip would take weeks, Dad!
Exactly! Getting there's half the fun!
[angrily pushes the map away]
Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen, I'm telling you, it's not...
[puts the map back on the car]
Careful, son! You'll wrinkle my past and our future! What the map says, Max, we will follow!
That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but, uh... seriously, there's this party I have to go to...
Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party and look at me now! [holds his hat]
[opens car door]
Hop in, Maxie!
[angrily closes the car door]
No.
[thinks for a second, then starts to feel very sad]
All right, then. Guess I'll just have to go all alone. That's all. Just sit in the boat all alone and talk to myself all alone.
[frustratedly opens the car door]
Aw, come on, hop in!
[angrily shuts it]
No, Dad.
[frustratedly opens it]
Just hop right in there!
[frustrated]
Come on, Maxie! Go for it! [calmly] We're ready for take off! [goes around to his door and gets in] Set for adventure, Maxie?
[frustrated]
Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
'Cause, I don't want ya to end up in the electric chair!
The electric chair? What are you...
I'm not giving up on ya, son. Together, we're gonna work this out.
Work this out? But, Dad...
[holds his hand to stop Max from speaking]
No buts about it, Maxie Boy! Your ol' pop knows best. [starts the car and back out] Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox! [accidentally runs over his fence while turning into the street] Goodbye, pile of broken wood.
Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams. Goodbye, Roxanne. Roxanne! Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first. I have to talk to someone!
Well... [Max grabs the steering wheel and the car swerves down a side street. After knocking over a few things, the car stops in front of Roxanne's house and gets out of the car] Now make it quick, Maxie boy. We gotta put some road behind us.
[walks up to the front door]
You get to cancel your first date in less than an hour. [rings the doorbell] Must be some kind of lame-o record. [The door opens to reveal a rather mean looking person who growls at Max. It's Roxanne's father] Hi! Is Roxanne home? Uh, my name is Max. Does Roxanne live here? Does she even live on this block?
Wait! It's OK, Daddy. Max is a friend from school. Go on. Go on. Good Daddy. Hey, Max. You wanna have a seat?
[Roxanne's father lovingly pats Roxanne and growls at Max again. Max mumbles something. Roxanne's father peeks through the mail slot]
Daddy! [Roxanne's father eventually goes away and lets Roxanne have her private time with Max] I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party.
Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.
I'm really looking forward to it, Max.
Well, you see my dad’s on this stupid father/son kick, and...
Oh, don't worry about it, Max. It's just a dumb party.
No, it's not! Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you. I...
No, Max, I understand. Really, it's OK, these things happen...
My dad surprised me, I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice.
I'm sure I can find someone else.
I'll just talk to you later.
[thinking quickly]
Um, uh, Roxanne, my dad’s taking me to the Powerline concert in Los Angeles!
Your dad’s taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
Uh... well - you see, my dad knows Powerline! They used to play together in a band! Yeah!
Come on, son! Let's get this show on the road!
Just a minute, you party animal, you.
[Goofy grins]
You're really serious!
Absolutely. So you aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
Because, I was hoping I could, uh, wave to you on-stage when we join Powerline for the final number.
Well - I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
[kisses Max on the cheek]
Have a great time at the concert, Max. I'll see you on TV!
