Tom Welles:
What're you reading? [Max California shows book - "Anal Secretary"] Catchy title. What are you really reading? Hard to believe that book's got any parts worth highlighting. [Max California reveals real book - "In Cold Blood"] Capote!
Max California:
Yeah, well. You know how it is.
Tom Welles:
Yeah. Wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of your fellow perverts.
Max California:
That's right. I might get drummed out of the Pornographer's Union. Where would I be then?


