Okay... My mom is... I don't know. She's a crazy person. She just worries all day every day. And honestly, it annoys the shit out of me. It's way too much. And it's not helpful, and um, I can’t talk to her. I don't call her back. It's a problem.

So she's got this husband who can't talk to her, and this son who won't?

Uh, yeah, I guess.

Makes you kind of a dick.

Me? [laughs, obviously surprised by her directness] Is that, like, the medical term?

Yeah, I mean, listen... You can't change who your parents are. The only thing you can change is how you choose to deal with that.

Aren’t you supposed to, like, subtly manipulate me into figuring this stuff out? Not just call me on my shit?

Yeah, you cleaned my car. So, uh, we are completely beyond that.