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Kyle: I was in the neighborhood - I was just on a date with Claire, the girl I met at the bookstore? My date did not go well, unfortunately, due to a lack of chemistry... and, I think, an overuse of profanity on my part. But, whilst on my date... I ran into Rachael.
Adam: Oh, yeah?
Kyle: And I would like to present to you what I am going to call Exhibit...whore!
[Shows Adam a picture of Rachael kissing another man]
Kyle: Look at it! That's Rachael! And that's a ****in' filthy, Jesus-looking mother****er, and they're kissing! I did it! I ****in' nailed you! I've hated you for months, and now I have ****in' evidence that you suck as a person! Holy shit! Holy shit!
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