I just... I just woke up one day and I knew.
Knew what?
...What I was never sure of with you.
(500) Days of Summer quotes
Page 1 of 2I named my cat after Springsteen.
What's his name?
...Bruce.
We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now...
Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... Seven times with a kitchen knife. I mean, we've had some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.
No, I'm Sid!
Oh, so I'm Nancy?
[Montage of Summer]
I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate that cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks and I hate the way she sounds when she laughs. [Fade to black; Swayze's "She's Like the Wind" plays briefly] I HATE THIS SONG!
Bus Driver [Open to Tom standing while bus comes to a sudden stop]
Son, you gonna have to exit the vehicle.
I liked this girl.. man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
Alison Literally?
...not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you?
Paul, seriously...
Paul Did you bang her?
No!
Paul Hum job?
No!
Paul Hand job?
No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.
Paul Level with me, man. As your best friend, who put up with you whining about this girl for weeks on end...you were essentially stalking her!
Paul!
Paul Hi.
Summer, Paul. Paul, Summer.
Paul Well I gotta go...
Yeah, man...
Paul Just pretend I was never here... [Paul leaves, then quickly ducks back in] Oh Tom, T-Tom! If any jobs come up...
Thanks Paul! See ya! [once Paul's gone] He's...an old friend... if you heard anything...
Heard what?
Nothing, you wanna go?
Yeah, I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. [walks away smiling]
Vance I don't mean to pry but... does this have something to do with Summer leaving?
Who?
Vance My assistant... Tom, everyone knows. Never mind... and the reason I'm asking is because lately, your work performance seems to be... a little bit off.
I'm not following.
Vance Okay, here's something that you wrote last week... "Roses are red, violets are blue... **** you whore."
Girl at Interview
[shaking hands]
Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.
Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love. Girl doesn't.
Colour my life with the chaos of trouble. -quoted from Belle & Sebastian in Summer's high school yearbook.
Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot.
For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. That wall Summer so often hid behind - the wall of distance, of space, of "casual" - that wall was slowly coming down. For here was Tom, in her world... a place few had been invited to see with their own eyes. And here was Summer, wanting him there. Him, no one else.
I just kept thinking..."Tom was right". It just wasn't me you were right about.
I need to know that you're not gonna wake up tomorrow morning and feel differently.