A scene from (500) Days of Summer 2009
Tom

Paul, seriously...

Paul

Did you bang her?

Tom

No!

Paul

Hum job?

Tom

No!

Paul

Hand job?

Tom

No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed.

Paul

Level with me, man. As your best friend, who put up with you whining about this girl for weeks on end...you were essentially stalking her!

Tom

Paul!

[walks in]

Oh, hi.

Paul

Hi.

Tom

Summer, Paul. Paul, Summer.

Paul

Well I gotta go...

Tom

Yeah, man...

Paul

Just pretend I was never here... [Paul leaves, then quickly ducks back in] Oh Tom, T-Tom! If any jobs come up...

Tom

Thanks Paul! See ya! [once Paul's gone] He's...an old friend... if you heard anything...

Heard what?

Tom

Nothing, you wanna go?

Yeah, I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. [walks away smiling]

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