Relish the Troll King I'm taking my half of the kingdom right now. Wanna make something of it?
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in The 10th Kingdom (2000): in 4 of its 35 quotes
A line from Relish the Troll KingWhat a pathetic display. How DARE you, call yourselves my children!
More lines from Relish the Troll King
2 quotes Relish the Troll King Relish the Troll King [to his children, who have allowed Virginia to escape with his magic shoes]
Idiot! Fools! I can't leave you alone for a minute! Your mothers would be ashamed of you!
Scenes with Relish the Troll King
1 scene Relish I am alone. And unarmed.
As am I.
Relish I have done as you asked. Now, where are my children?
To be quite honest, I have no idea. I simply used them as an excuse to get you to meet me.
Relish Then I will kill you.
Don't you wish to hear my great plan first?
Relish I have known of your 'plan' all along. To put the imposter Prince on the throne, and rule the 4th Kingdom yourself.
Do you think I spent seven years rotting in jail just to rule one of the Nine Kingdoms? I intend to have them all.
Relish [The Troll King hesitates, visibly confused]
But... where do I fit in?
Yes, I see what you mean.
Relish I have heard enough! Trolls, arise! [the Troll King's men come out of hiding and surround the Queen] You didn't expect that, did you? My men have been hiding for the past hour.
I'm amazed at your foresight. And had you arrived two hours earlier you would have found me... poisoning the apples! [Relish and his men collapse as the poison takes effect] Poison is something of a science with me, and I seem to have timed it just right. You know what they say, Relish? An army marches on its stomach.
