Wow, is this what a bar looks like?

[Cameron reaches into a jar on the bar]

Don't touch anything! You may get hepatitis.

So, what have ya got for me?

A little insight into a very complicated girl....Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?

[Cameron and Patrick look confused]

Nevermind.

All right, first thing, Kat hates smokers.

So you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.

Yes... well, just for now.

And, umm, here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes... pretty guys.

Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?

H--... he's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.

Yeah... I... I... just wasn't sure.

All right, here's this... Likes Thai food, feminist prose and angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion. Here's a list of CDs she has in her room...

So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?

Have you ever been to Club Skunk?

Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.

I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?

But she'll be there, she's got tickets.

Just assail your ears for one night.

She has a pair of black underwear... If that helps.

[laughing cooly]

Couldn't hurt, right?