'Cause he was like- such a babe.
Kat Stratford
Julia Stiles · 33 quotes
Patrick Verona
Heath Ledger · 22 quotes
Bianca Stratford
Larisa Oleynik · 15 quotes
Walter Stratford
Larry Miller · 14 quotes
Cameron James
Joseph Gordon-Levitt · 13 quotes
Michael
David Krumholtz · 8 quotes
Mr. Morgan
Daryl Mitchell · 4 quotes
Chastity
Gabrielle Union · 3 quotes
Ms. Perky
Allison Janney · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Kat Stratford & Patrick Verona (11), Bianca Stratford & Walter Stratford (5), Kat Stratford & Walter Stratford (4)
10 Things I Hate About You quotes
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Bogie Lowenstien
That must be Nigel with the brie.
Geek
[When asked if he would go out on a date with Kat]
Maybe. If we were the last two human beings alive. And there were no sheep. [smiles creepily] Are there sheep?
Joey Donner [after she punches him in the face]
Shit Bianca! I'm shooting a nose-spray ad tomorrow!
[after reading a Shakespearean sonnet]
Now. I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his shit, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet. [Kat raises her hand in the background] Yes, Ms. "I Have An Opinion About Everything?"
What planet did you come from? Planet Loser?
As opposed to Planet Look-at-Me, Look-at-Me?
(claps)
Ok, here's how we solve this one: Old rule out, new rule: Bianca can date...when she does (points at Kat)
But she´s a mutant! What if she never dates?!
Then you'll never date...Oh I like that! And I'll get to sleep at night, the deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated
Ah-ha! [Pulls out black underwear] Black panties!
Well, what does that tell us?
She wants to have sex some day, that's what!
You know she could just like the color!
You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it!
So um... Can I see "your" room?
No! A girl's room is very personal!
Can we for two seconds forget the fact that you are severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?
What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids, sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?
Yup, see, there's a difference between "like" and "love." Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
But...I love my Skechers.
That's because you don't have a Prada backpack!
Ohhh...
She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Cameron, do you like the girl?
Yeah...
Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Well, I thought she was, but you know...
Well, she is or she isn't. See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.
So far she's not going for my guy. She's not a -
K.D. Lang fan? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in her drawer once, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same sex tendencies.
We are screwed
Hey, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
There you go
Wow, is this what a bar looks like?
So, what have ya got for me?
A little insight into a very complicated girl....Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
All right, first thing, Kat hates smokers.
So you're telling me I'm a... non-smoker.
Yes... well, just for now.
And, umm, here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes... pretty guys.
Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
H--... he's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
Yeah... I... I... just wasn't sure.
All right, here's this... Likes Thai food, feminist prose and angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion. Here's a list of CDs she has in her room...
So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?
Have you ever been to Club Skunk?
Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night.
I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?
But she'll be there, she's got tickets.
Just assail your ears for one night.
She has a pair of black underwear... If that helps.
I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed. But can you ever just be whelmed?
I think you can in Europe.
Dr. Stratford
Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
Sadly, no... but it's only 4:30.