Mikey Madison movie quotes

View Quote When you give me health insurance, workers' comp, and a 401K, then you can tell me when I work.

View Quote Igor: [in Russian, to Galina] This might be out of line, but I think it'd be appropriate if Ivan apologizes.
Toros: [in Russian] Don't pay attention to him, he's tired. He also drank on an empty stomach on the plane. He helped us all night.
Galina: [in Russian] Listen here, my son won't apologize to anyone, is that clear?
Toros: [in Russian] Of course.
Ani: 'Cause your son is a **** pussy.
Galina: What?
Ani: What? What? What? Did you not hear what I said? I said it's 'cause your son's a **** pussy.
Toros: [in Russian] That's enough.
Galina: And you are a disgusting hooker.
Ani: And your son hates you so much, he married one to piss you off.
[Galina is stunned]
Ani: Yeah, your family is **** trash.
Galina: [trying to regain control] Is this my scarf?
Ani: [looks down at the red scarf hanging on her neck] Yeah, you want... [she takes off the scarf and tosses it to Galina] There, go get your little scarf, sweetie.
Toros: [guides Ani out of the room] That's-that's enough, let's go.
Ani: Oh, I'm leaving. You know what? Why don't you take your **** coat, too?
[Ani takes off her coat and tosses it on top of Ivan's head, then she leaves with Igor and Toros]
Galina: [embarrassed, looks at Nikolai who is now losing it, speaks in Russian] What are you laughing at?

View Quote Diamond: Caught your whale?
Ani: Seems I did, didn't I?
[Ani chuckles condescendingly while walking away]
Diamond: I give it two weeks, bitch.
Ani: [Ani pauses, turns around] Oh, Diamond. Oh, sweetie. You know, I really hope you find your happiness one day. I really hope...
Diamond: [cuts her off] I hope you find a **** plastic surgeon-
[Anora mockingly kisses her on the lips]
Diamond: What the ****?
[a club guard breaks them up]
Diamond: Play in my **** face again, bitch, see what happens. You're a **** bitch!
Ani: [Walks away] Oh, stay jealous, babe. Stay jealous, honey. Jealousy is a disease, remember that, Diamond. I'm just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever, you know, no big deal!

View Quote Sadie: We are in **** Hollywood, man. The people an entire generation grew up watching kill people, live here. And they live in pigshit **** luxury. I say **** 'em. I say we cut their **** off and make them eat it.

View Quote Cliff Booth: Oh, I know you. I know all three of you! Yeah, Spahn Ranch! Spahn Ranch, yeah! Woo! [turns to Katie] I don't know your name, but I remember that hair. [turns to Sadie] And you, I remember your white little face. [turns to Tex] And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex: I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth: ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex.
Sadie: God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth: Tex!

View Quote Sadie: Dig it! We all grew up watching TV. You know what I mean? If you grew up watching TV, that means you were watching murder. Every show on TV that wasn't I Love Lucy was about murder. So my idea is: we kill the people who taught us to kill. I mean, where the **** are we, man? We are in **** Hollywood, man! The people who an entire generation grew up watching kill people live here and they live in pigshit **** luxury. I say **** 'em! I say we cut their **** off and make 'em eat it!

View Quote Amber: [Runs outside crying and screaming] Help me! Help me! He stabbed me!
Sidney: [Looks at Gale] What do you think?
Gale: Trap.
Amber: [Stops pretending] F**k it! [Shoots Gale]

View Quote [Richie and Amber have revealed themselves to be the killers, and they drag Sam and Sidney to the kitchen]
Richie: Someone has to save the franchise! You see, no one has made a great "Stab" movie since the first one. Not really. [To Amber] Hey, baby, you want to go get the very ex-Mrs. Riley?
Amber: Yeah, I do.
[Richie approaches Sidney]
Richie: Sidney Prescott. You know, I'm a really big fan.
Sidney: Go f**k yourself.
Richie: You see the last "Stab" movie?
Sidney: Not really a fan of scary movies.
Richie: That checks out. Anyway, it sucked balls. Because nobody takes the true fans seriously, not really. They just laugh at us, and why?! Because we love something?! We're just a f***ing joke to them?! How can fandom be toxic? It's about love! They don't f**king understand these movies are important to people!
Sam: Richie...
Richie: [hearing Sam, he swings his knife to face her] And we're gonna help them! Hollywood's totally f***ing out of ideas, so we decided we'd give them some new source material to follow. You know, bring it back to basics. Because that's how you make a great "Stab" movie, Sam. Based on actual events.
[Amber drags Gale to the kitchen, then approaches Sidney, mockingly waving her knife at her while mimicking the Psycho theme]
Sam: You did all this just to make me the hero of your fuced-up movie?
Richie: Sweetie, you’re not the hero. You’re the villain. The daughter of Billy Loomis who sees f***ed-up visions of her dead dad. Sidney Prescott killed your father. You...did all this just to get her back to Woodsboro.
Amber: You know what the biggest problem with the "Stab" movies is? There’s no Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees, no bad guy to keep coming back. But the illegitimate daughter of the original mastermind? Now that’s a **** villain.
Sam: How did you know?
Amber: About your father? [giggling] I mean, it’s a small town and your mom’s a drunk! [she nods toward Richie, who smiles] I met Richie on the "Stab" subreddit. I’ve been obsessed ever since my parents bought this house. We realized pretty quickly we had similar ideas.
Richie: [turning to Sam] Wasn’t that hard for me to find you in Modesto. It wasn’t that hard for me to **** you, either. But I guess being a sexually available woman is supposed to be empowering these days.
Sam: [Angered] F**k you!
Richie: Well, now you’re just quoting the original.
[Amber and Richie chuckle]
Amber: But it wouldn’t work with just you, Sam. See, we had to bring the legacy characters back to make it matter. Can’t have a bona fide Halloween without Jamie Lee!
Richie: Nope!
Amber: Dewey had to die to make it real, to show that this wasn’t just some bullshit, cash-in, run-of-the-mill sequel. [Gale looks up in shock and disbelief; Amber suddenly raises her voice] Because OUR MOVIE HAS **** STAKES!!! [Speaks in a sing-song tone] ‘Cause anyone can die in a requel.
[Sidney attempts to escape, only for Amber to stab her in the side. Gale shrieks and Sam gasps.]
Richie: [Mutters in irritation] Goddamn it! [Speaking to Sidney, fiercely] Whoa, whoa! No, hey, sit the **** down! [calmer] I’m so sorry, Sid. We can’t let you live, either. I mean, surviving this many times, that would just be ridiculous. [Speaks in a true evil and delusional tone] This time, the fans are gonna be the ones who win. [To Amber] That about cover it?
Amber: [Smiles] Nailed it, baby.
Richie: [Confident their plan will succeed without fail] Get Tara out of the closet. We got to go start staging the bodies!
[Amber leaves; Gale checks on Sidney]
Gale: [desperate] Stay with me, Sid. Stay with me.
[Richie starts taunting Sam]
Richie: You really should’ve listened to Dewey! He nailed it in one! "Dude, look at the love interest!" Are you **** stupid? I even had you convinced it could be your sister.
[Immediately after, Amber's voice is heard, sounding stunned and confused]
Amber: Um, she’s not here.
[Richie's smile fades as he becomes stunned]
Richie: The f*ck do you mean she’s not here?
Amber: She’s not here!
Sam: I untied her. [Richie looks at Sam, shocked] Guess you’re not as persuasive as you thought.
[The phone suddenly rings. Sam gives a faint smile]
Sam: It’s for you.
Richie: [scoffs] Yeah. Like your gimpy little sister's gonna make a difference. She’s our f***ing pincushion at this point. [he calls out to Amber] Amber, fan out! She couldn’t have gotten far!
[Amber moves through the hallway, looking around in disbelief]
Amber: I can’t find her!
[Tara suddenly jumps out and tackles Amber]

View Quote [Sidney and Gale are gaining the upper hand in their confrontation with Amber, who, covered in hand sanitizer, starts chickening out and pleading]
Amber: No, no, no, no, no, no! It's not my fault, it's not my fault!
Sidney: Let me guess, the movies made you do it?
Amber: No, no, no, it was the message boards! I was radicalized!
Gale: By movie fans?
Amber: Yes, they're so mad! Please, it's not my fault! I'm just a dumb kid, I just wanted to be a part of something!
Gale: A part of something? You killed my best friend!
Amber: [Stops cowering to taunt her] Yeah, and he died like a pussy. [Gale punches Amber, resuming the fight. Amber gets the upper hand, choking Gale] I was the last thing Dewey saw before he died! I can't believe I get to do you both! No last-minute saves this time! Your story's over! Time to pass the torch!
Gale: It's all yours, b*tch! [Headbutts Amber and kicks her against the kitchen stove, which turns on. Gale looks at Sidney] Do you wanna do the honors?
Sidney: This one's yours.
[Sidney gives Gale a gun. Gale aims the gun at Amber, who, weapon-less, again chickens out and pleads for mercy]
Amber: No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! I'm sorry about Dewey!
Gale: F**k you!
[She shoots Amber, causing her to land on the stove and be set on fire. A burning Amber screams and runs around for a few moments before collapsing to the ground]
Sidney: Enjoy that torch.