Mel Blanc movie quotes

View Quote Bugs Bunny: [screams as Gossamer continues chasing him] Eek!
Daffy Duck: Still bothered by monsters?

View Quote Bugs Bunny: [as he was being chased by Gossamer] Yeow! Yikes! Yeow! Yikes!
Daffy Duck: Bothered by monsters?

View Quote Daffy Duck: Oh Bugsy! Bugsy buddy!
Bugs Bunny: Oh hi, uh, what's up, Duck?
Daffy Duck: Come here old pal, hm?
Hugo: [picks up Bugs Bunny] My OWN little bunny rabbit, d'oy.
Bugs Bunny: Hey! An abominabuble snowman!
Hugo: I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him...
Daffy Duck: Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse.
Hugo: And I will give him security! And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love.
Daffy Duck: Poor old Bugs. But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and obviously it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.

View Quote [to Sylvester] What's the matter with you? What are you? A schizophre... a schizodephre... a-a manic depressive or something?

View Quote [after Sylvester wrestles a stuffed moose that's trying to shoot Porky Pig] Sy-sy-sylvester! What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals

View Quote Innocent as a newborn baby - baby rat, that is.

View Quote Don't you believe it! [starts swinging] Ready or not. Here I come!

View Quote [last lines] That's one way to wind this up with a bang! [laughs]

View Quote [last lines, as he watches Sylvester getting beat up by Hector] Uh-oh, that puddy tat got another playmate! It's gonna be awfully lonesome from here to Pasadena.

View Quote Tweety Bird: [while swinging in his cage]♪ I'm a tweet wittle birdie in a guilded cage. ♪♪ Tweety's my name, but I don't know my age. ♪♪ I don't have to worry and that is that. ♪♪ I'm safe in there from that old puddy tat. ♪
[Tweety stops singing and swinging and sees Sylvester]
Tweety Bird: I tawt I taw a puddy tat. [looks again] I did! I did! I did taw a puddy tat.

View Quote Man: Don't worry maddle, not the all have a little bird? [pulls the whistle] All aboarrrrrrrd!
Tweety Bird: [while swinging in his cage]
♪ I'm a tweet wittle birdie in a gilded cage. ♪
♪ Tweety's my name, but I don't know my age. ♪
♪ I don't have to worry and that is that. ♪
♪ I'm safe in there from that old puddy tat. ♪
[Tweety stops singing and swinging and sees Sylvester]
Sylvester: Quit your back-and-forth around.
Tweety Bird: I tawt I taw a puddy tat. [looks again] I did! I did! I did taw a puddy tat.

View Quote Sylvester Jr.: Oh, father, I do wish you would give up this human hunt.
Sylvester: We're not huntin' humans. We're huntin' birds.

View Quote Sylvester Jr.: Oh, how can I face my friends? My father shooting at helpless old ladies.
Sylvester: Oh, look, son, she's about as helpless as a porcupine in a nudist colony. Sakes!

View Quote Sylvester: Okay, son. Start reading.
Sylvester Jr.: [reading] In order to grow up to be a real cat, it is necessary to... chase birds, catch birds and... gulp!... eat birds? Oh, father! What are we, cannibals?
Sylvester: Yeah, he-he-he... ahem. That is how we cats survive.

View Quote [mimics a dog, The other dogs noticed him] Look, fellas, I'm Rin Tin Tin. [barks]

View Quote I'm trapped. Trapped! I gotta get out of this. I gotta think fast. Trapped!

View Quote [Bugs has just been locked outside. He prepares to bust the door down, but starts choking]
Bugs Bunny: Hey, I'm getting pneumonia! Open up! I'll die. [frantic pounding on door] I'll die! No, I'm too young to die! Please... please let me in! Hey, this scene oughta get me the Academy Award. [resumes acting] Say goodbye to Uncle Louie for me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[Bugs fakes death. Elmer then opens the door]
Elmer Fudd: Uncle Wouie? [see Bugs on the floor] What have I done? Thwee miwwion dowwars all shot to pieces.

View Quote Elmer Fudd: [after nailing a board over Bugs's hole] That'll hold him alwight, heh heh heh heh heh.
Bugs Bunny: [opens the board over his hole, imitating Elmer] "That'll hold him alwight, heh heh heh heh heh." Phooey!

View Quote Elmer Fudd: Westful wetweat - Bawoney! I'll show you. Take that! [Begins hacking at the sign with an axe] And that! And that! And that! Peace and wewaxation, huh? Wubbish! Take that! And that! And that! And...
[Elmer turns to see a park ranger glowering over him; he grins]
Elmer Fudd: Hewo. Heh heh heh heh.
[In jail, Elmer tells us that he got rid of Bugs and the bear]
Elmer Fudd: Well, anyway, I'm wid of that gwizzwy bear and scwewy wabbit. West and wewaxation at wast!
Bugs Bunny: [on bottom bunk of Elmer's cell] Eh, pardon me, but how long ya in for, Doc? [chomps carrot]
Black Bear: [on top bunk] Yeah, yeah, uh, pardon me, but how long ya in for, Doc? [chomps carrot]

View Quote Elmer Fudd: Wistful wettest - Baloney! I'll show you. Take that! [begins hacking at the sign with an axe] And that! And that! And that! Peace and relaxation, huh? Wobblish! Take that! And that! And that! And...
[Elmer turns to see a park ranger glowering over him; he grins]
Elmer Fudd: Hawo. Heh.
[In jail, Elmer tells us that he got rid of Bugs and the black bear]
Elmer Fudd: Well, anyway, I'm wed of that grizzly bear and screwy wabbit. West and relaxation at last!
Bugs Bunny: [on bottom bunk of Elmer's cell] Eh, pardon me, but how long you in for, Doc? [chomps carrot]
Grizzly Bear: [on top bunk] Yeah, yeah, uh, pardon me, but how long you in for, Doc? [chomps carrot]

View Quote [singing and skipping] Here's the Easter Rabbit, hooray! / Making like funny, hooray! - Phooey! I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living. [Resumes singing] I am getting looney tuney, touched in the head / This whole thing is gooney, I should have stood in bed.

View Quote [Bugs opens the door of the first house and it's Elmer Fudd. He closes the door and opens the door of the second house and it's Elmer Fudd again. He closes the door and opens the door of the third house and it's the Dead End Kid]
Dead End Kid: I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!
Bugs Bunny: Oh, no!
[Bugs closes the door and goes to the last house and Elmer crashes through the door. Bugs paints Elmer's head to look like an Easter egg]
Bugs Bunny: [whistles]
[Dead End Kid hits Elmer with a hammer]
Dead End Kid: I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg...
Elmer Fudd: Hey! Cut it out! Ooh! No! Stop it!
[Elmer, with Dead End Kid runs away]
Bugs Bunny: Well, that's that. No more with the nickering with Easter eggs.
Easter Rabbit: Oh. Here's an Easter egg that crazy rabbit forgot to deliver it. If you want anything done, You have to do it yourself. [picks up an egg] Things like this just make me go all to pieces.
[Bugs lights up the fuse]
Bugs Bunny: It's the suspense that gets me!
[The bomb explodes and the Easter Rabbit is left hanging on a tree]
Bugs Bunny: Remember, Doc: keep smiling!
[Bugs starts laughing as the cartoon irises out]

View Quote [last lines] Oh well. We almost had a romantic ending!

View Quote Colonel Shuffle: I'm Colonel Shuffle, the rip-roarin'est, gold-diggin'est, sharp-shootin'est, poker-playin'est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi! Yahoo! Be there anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be there?
Bugs Bunny: There be.