Oh, father, I do wish you would give up this human hunt.
We're not huntin' humans. We're huntin' birds.
Birds of a Father quotes
Oh, how can I face my friends? My father shooting at helpless old ladies.
Oh, look, son, she's about as helpless as a porcupine in a nudist colony. Sakes!
Okay, son. Start reading.
[reading]
In order to grow up to be a real cat, it is necessary to... chase birds, catch birds and... gulp!... eat birds? Oh, father! What are we, cannibals?
Yeah, he-he-he... ahem. That is how we cats survive.