Oh hi, uh, what's up, Duck?
H Hugo
[picks up Bugs Bunny]
My OWN little bunny rabbit, d'oy.
Hey! An abominabuble snowman!
H Hugo
I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him...
Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse.
H Hugo
And I will give him security! And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love.
Poor old Bugs. But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and obviously it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.
Ok Abom, here's your bunny rabbit.
H Hugo
D'oya... bunny rabbit... George?
Ho ho, very funny, ha ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
H Hugo
D'oy... distinguishing... character...
Yeah, yeah, what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
H Hugo
Why, d'uh, d'uh, long ears!
And whom around here has long ears? [to Bugs] Sorry to hafta do this to ya, bud.
[ties ears down around face]
Eh, don't give it a second thought.
H Hugo
[picks up Daffy]
Oh boy! Just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit! I will...
They really do make a charming couple.
H Hugo
...and pet him, and squeeze him, and rub him, and stroke his bill, and rub his pretty feathers... Hey, wait a minute. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.
I know, I know. [pointing at Bugs, who is tunneling away] There's goes your bunny rabbit!
H Hugo
Hey, uh, George, wait! [tunnels after Bugs]
Ho ho, look out, bunny rabbit! This I gotta see. [tunnels after Bugs and Hugo]
Alright, what's holdin' up the works. What's all the... the... huh. [sees Abominable Snowman] Aaahh!
H Hugo
D'oh! What a cute little pink bunny rabbit. [picks up Daffy] Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him.
H Hugo
And pat him, and pet him, and...
You're hurting me... put me down, please.
H Hugo
And rub him, and caress him, and...
H Hugo
Not a bunny rabbit, George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?
Long ears? Ooh! [laughs] Those aren't ears, those are sleeves! So, now put me down, please, huh?
H Hugo
Oh George... you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. I will punish you good. Bad old George!