Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

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Eddie Valiant
Jessica Rabbit
Judge Doom
Multiple Characters
Roger Rabbit

[After Smart Ass points a gun into him] You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out! [puts soap to Smart Ass's mouth]

[A weasel tries to frisk Jessica too close to her cleavage, and gets his hand caught in a bear-trap hidden therein] Nice booby-trap.

[After Smart Ass disagrees with the song lyrics] No, but this does. [kicks Smart Ass to the dip mixer, killing him]

[After Doom is flattened] Holy smoke, he's a toon!

I love you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

[To Roger, Eddie Valiant having saved her life] My hero! [To Roger] Oh, honey bunny!

C'mon, Roger. Let's go home. I'll bake ya a carrot cake [Roger chuckles...].

[upon seing the vat of "dip"] Oh my God...IT'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!

Is this man removing evidence from a scene of a crime?


Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool!

I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant, and I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.

No toon can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick.

{to the weasels] If you don't stop that laughing, you're gonna end up dead, just like your idiot hyena cousins!