Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

93 total quotes

Judge Doom
Multiple Characters
Roger Rabbit

View Quote We'll see to him later, but right now I feel like dispensing some justice. Bring me some dip.

View Quote [while putting on a large black rubber glove] Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to rein in the insanity, and the only way to do that is to make Toons respect--[lets the glove snap back onto his arm]--the law.

View Quote Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I TALKED JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAT!!

View Quote I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.

View Quote Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?

View Quote [Eddie is hiding Roger in his pants] Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

View Quote [catching Eddie with Jessica] Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?

View Quote Mrs. Herman: Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling, but I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you, because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab!

View Quote Tram Conductor: What do I look like, a bank?

View Quote Smart Ass: Search the place, boys, and leave no stone "interned".

View Quote Smart Ass: Stop that laughing. You know what happens when you can't stop laughing? One of these days, you're gonna "die" laughing.

View Quote Marvin Acme: "If it's Acme, it's a gasser". Put it there, pal. [shakes hands with Eddie, who feels a shock] The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller.

View Quote Lt. Santino: Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.

View Quote Benny the Cab: Sister Mary Frances. What the hell happened in here? I've been a cab for thirty-seven years, and I've never seen a mess like this.

View Quote Benny the Cab: And how about those Brooklyn Dodgers? Are they bums or what?