Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote Sam, I do not like footprints on my grass!

View Quote [Sam asks the Autobots to keep quiet]
Optimus Prime: Autobots, fall back.
[The Autobots move away from the house]
Ratchet: Move!
Ironhide: Get away!
Optimus Prime: What's the matter with you?! Can't you be quiet? He wants us to be quiet!
Ratchet: [runs into the powerline] OW!! [siren goes off, trips and falls; the house starts shaking]
Ron Witwicky: Earthquake! Move, move, move, MOVE!! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover, right now!
Judy Witwicty: [not moving] How did you get over there so fast??
Ratchet: [slightly giddy] Wow, that was tingly! [tries to get up, strains] You got to try that!
Ironhide: [sarcastically] Yeah, that looks fun.

View Quote [Bumblebee is driving Sam and Mikaela through a tunnel]
Mikaela Banes: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit in that seat there? [motions to the driver's seat]
Mikaela Banes: I'm not gonna sit in that seat, he's driving.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela Banes: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Well-I-I have the only seatbelt here. You know, safety first.
Mikaela Banes: Yeah, alright. [climbs onto Sam's lap]
Sam Witwicky: See? That's better.
Mikaela Banes: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.

View Quote No, I want two! [tears Jazz in half]

View Quote DECEPTICONS, ATTACK!

View Quote [Keller enters the FBI interrogation room]
Maggie Madsen: What's going on?
John Keller: You're coming with me. You're going to be my advisor.
Glen Whitmann: Me too?
John Keller: Who's this?
Maggie Madsen: He's... my advisor.
John Keller: He comes too.

View Quote [Sam and Mikaela's search for the glasses are continually interrupted by Sam's parents]
Ironhide: [brandishing his arm-cannons] The parents are very irritating.
Ratchet: [trying to calm him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ironhide: Can I take them out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!
Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.

View Quote This isn't hiding! This isn't hiding! This is my backyard, not a truck stop! [to the Autobots, who are in vehicle mode in his backyard]

View Quote [Introduction to Sam] My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.

View Quote [after Bumblebee has made a loud noise and blown out every car window on the used car lot] Four thousand!

View Quote Sam Witwicky: What is Sector 7? Answer me!
Agent Simmons: I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!
Mikaela Banes: How did you know about the aliens?
Sam Witwicky: Where did you take my parents?
Agent Simmons: I am not at liberty to discuss this. [Sam takes his ID] Hey, you touch me, that's a federal offense.
Sam Witwicky: "Do whatever you want and get away with it badge", right?
Agent Simmons: Great, brave now all of a sudden with all of your alien friends here.
Sam Witwicky: Where's Sector 7?!
Agent Simmons: [sneers] Wouldn't you like to know?
[Behind him, Bumblebee pops an oil filter and leaks lubricant on Simmons]
Agent Simmons: HEY!!
Optimus Prime: Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!
Agent Simmons: Get that thing to stop, huh?!

View Quote [when the Witwickys and Mikaela are under arrest by Sector 7] If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!

View Quote See, now you pissed him off. That car is sensitive. I mean, $4,000 just drove away. [When Mikaela calls Bumblebee a "piece of crap Camaro"]

View Quote [seeing Barricade transform right in front of him] Oh God, NO!!! Oh shit, oh shit, oh God, OH SHIT!!! [when being chased by Barricade]

View Quote [Sector 7 agents and the special forces are in a Mexican standoff after Sam demands the return of Bumblebee]
Agent Simmons: There's an alien war going on, and you wanna start shooting?!
Capt. Lennox: We didn't ask to be here.
Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S7 executive jurisdiction!
Tech Sgt. Epps: S7 don't exist!
Capt. Lennox: Yeah, and we don't take orders from people who don't exist!
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five.
Capt. Lennox: I'm gonna count to three. [grabs Simmons by the collar and shoves the muzzle of his pistol into the Sector 7 agent's chest]
John Keller: SIMMONS!
Agent Simmons: Yeah?
John Keller: I'd do as he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
Agent Simmons: [to Lennox] Okay, okay. You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.