Ron Witwicky quotes

Sam! Do not say anything, Sam! Not a word until we get a lawyer!

Sam, I do not like footprints on my grass!

[to Simmons] Could you stay off the grass?!

[to Sam] You know, mom wanted me to ground you. You're three minutes late.

[to Sam] How come the door's locked? You know the rules: No doors locked in my house!

Judy, better call the city! We've got a brain transformer! Power pole's sparking all over the place!

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