Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote Hey, Manny! Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit, he's gonna have a heat stroke again... scaring white folks.

View Quote Ironhide: Sam, get to the building!

View Quote [seeing his car transform for the first time] Oh my God... [talking into phone] My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay. [holds up phone briefly to show Bumblebee] You see all that? If these are my last words on Earth, I just want to say that Mom, Dad, I love you and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine, I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that's—Okay, that's not true. It's mine; Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.

View Quote Gentlemen, the President has ordered Sector Seven be terminated, and the remains of the dead aliens disposed of. The Laurentian Abyss is seven miles below sea level, deepest place on our planet. The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures, would crush and entomb them... leaving no evidence.

View Quote Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron!

View Quote [to Mikaela, wondering if Sam thinks she is "shallow"] I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you. [after she gets out] "More than meets the eye with you"... that's a stupid line. [to himself] Oh my God, I love my car.

View Quote [lying on the ground - some humans are near him] Disgusting! [flicks one of them away, causing him to hit a nearby car]

View Quote [to Mikaela] I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house.

View Quote [upon seeing Optimus] PRIME!!

View Quote Hey, Mammy! [his mother flips him off] Oh, don't be like that! If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch. See, she deaf. [laughs obnoxiously]

View Quote [Bumblebee drives off to signal the Autobots] Hey, that's my car! Dad, call the cops!

View Quote It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. [pause] It's definitely Japanese.

View Quote News Reporter: Can you shed any light on the recent, so-called alien activity in this area?
Judy Witwicky: Do you know what? I think that if there really was some sort of alien infestation...
Ron Witwicky: [fondling Mojo] Yeah. They, the government, would be the first to let you know.
Judy Witwicky: The government would let us know.
Ron Witwicky: Yeah. I mean, this is America.
Judy Witwicky: You know, that's how we live in a free land, there are no secrets. They'd say "Hey! Duck and cover!" Your head is kind of a different size that it is on television.

View Quote Tech Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? We have you visual. Green smoke is the mark, provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[The F-22, guided by the smoke, turns and head for them, but there's no answer]
Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
Tech Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide: Back up, take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a truck and uses it as a shield as Starscream comes closer]
Capt. Lennox: Oh no, no, no, no, MOVE!
Ironhide: Back up! Back up! Incoming!
Capt. Lennox: Retreat, fall back!
[Starscream strafes the ground, blasting everyone to the ground]
Capt. Lennox: What the hell was that?
Tech Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
Capt. Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
Tech Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien! That ain't friendly!

View Quote [growls] You fail me yet again, Starscream. GET THEM!