Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed


HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!


Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?

Hey, wait a minute! My hands are stuck with my head! What the ****?

I'm on a diet.

I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.

If I could rip out the belly of a yak.

It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight

It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?

It was your government that brought us here!

Literary works

Mauser, sir. M as in man A-U, S as in Sam.

Move out, maggots!

Must be the drugs

Never fool with a fuzz ball.

NO Mon, I'm hungry!