Captain Harris quotes

Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?

Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?

Move out, maggots!

Not funny, you idiot!

This is not a spawning pool!

Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?

Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

What in the hell are you doing!?!

It was your government that brought us here!

You'll never get away with this, you two-bit scum!

Please don't let me! I'm so young, I'm so young! Please, God! Oh, I'll help the homeless, I'll feed the poor! I'll be so good! I mean it! I really, really mean it!

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