Captain Harris Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?
Played by G.W. Bailey 
Police Academy (1984) · 50 quotes
Police Academy (1984) · 50 quotes
Most-quoted character in Police Academy (1984): in 11 of its 50 quotes
A line from Captain HarrisDon't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
More lines from Captain Harris
10 quotes Captain Harris Captain Harris Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend?
Captain Harris Move out, maggots!
Captain Harris Not funny, you idiot!
Captain Harris This is not a spawning pool!
Captain Harris Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
Captain Harris What in the hell are you doing!?!
Captain Harris It was your government that brought us here!
Captain Harris You'll never get away with this, you two-bit scum!
Captain Harris Please don't let me! I'm so young, I'm so young! Please, God! Oh, I'll help the homeless, I'll feed the poor! I'll be so good! I mean it! I really, really mean it!
