Police Academy

Police Academy quotes

51 total quotes (ID: 458)

Captain Harris
Carey Mahoney
Eugene Tackleberry
Larvell Jones
Laverne Hooks
Mauser
Moses Hightower
Zed


And that will bring him back?


Asshole!!!

Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.

Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for, Proctor?

Come with me!

Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?

DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!

Don't move dirt bag!

Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!

Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.

Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar.

Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!

FOOLS! To think they can kill the brother, of Badula!

Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.

Good evening, gentlemen. I just came by to see that you were comfortable. Now, as we vampires say, "lights out, suckers!"