Carey Mahoney quotes

Thank you sir. I make everybody sick.

I'm on a diet.

It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight

Never fool with a fuzz ball.

Did anyone tell you what a great tailor you have, Sir?

It fits. The damned thing fits, and I thought there were no more spaces. Am I an idiot or what?

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