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Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.

I...I, use to be a real JERK! But now I'm a people guy.

Cadets, I'd now like to discuss something that'll be vital for you to know when you, like, out there, on the job, as a police officer. And, that's the correct way on how to eat a doughnut.

HE'S DEAD! He killed him! He killed Mickey!

DON'T MAKE ME FLARE MY NOSTRILS!

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