Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

146 total quotes (ID: 450)

Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones
Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
Will Turner

Pintel: [about Jack, Norrington and Will fighting] How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for himself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business 'twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father. [belches.]
Pintel: Sad. That chest must be worth more 'n a pretty penny.
Ragetti: [tutting.] Terrible temptation.
Pintel: If we was any sort of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.

Pintel: I don't think it's "Kraken" anyways, always heard it said "kray-kin".
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no, "kroh-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Kraken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? "Kray-kin".
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

Pintel: You know you can't read!
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel:: Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against ... [points up.]

Tia Dalma: Davy Jones cannot make port. Cannot step foot on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow. [handing Jack a jar of dirt] Therefore you must take land with you.
[Jack takes the jar from Tia Dalma.]
Jack: [deadpan] Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you no want it, give it back.
Jack: [pulling the jar closer.] No.
Tia Dalma: [smiling] Then it helps.

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Jack: I brought payment. Look. [shoots Jack the monkey, which cannot die.] An undead monkey! Top that!

Tia Dalma: You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor. Until he ran afoul of that which vexes all men.
Will: What vexes all men?
Tia Dalma: What, indeed?
Gibbs: The sea?
Pintel: Sums?
Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil?
[Everyone stares at Ragetti.]
Jack: A woman.
Tia Dalma: See, it was a woman. He fell in love...
Gibbs: No, no, no, I heard it was the sea he fell in love with.
Tia Dalma: [cutting off all argument.] Same story, different versions. And all are true. You see, it was a woman. As harsh, changing and untamable like the sea. Him never stopped loving her...

Tia Dalma: You... You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner!
Will: You know me?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me..
Jack: [cutting in.] There will be no knowing here! We've come for help and we're not leaving without it. [to Tia Dalma.] I thought I knew you.
Tia Dalma: Not so well as I had hoped.

Will: [about the key to the Dead Man's Chest.] You want me to find this?
Jack: No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering, a detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, dear ol' what's-her-face. [pause.] Savvy?
Will: [pointing at Jack's drawling of a key] This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much..
Jack: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.

Will: [to Elizabeth] Guard the chest!
Elizabeth: [indignantly] NO!

Will: [watching the crew play Liar's Dice] So any crewmember can be challenged?
Bootstrap Bill: Aye, anyone.
Will: I challenge Davy Jones. [The crew falls silent. Organ music stops as footsteps get louder. Jones appears on deck]
Davy Jones: I accept, mate.

Will: We should turn around and fight. If we can outrun them, we can take them.
Jack: Why fight when you can negotiate? All one requires is the proper leverage.
[A tremor causes the jar of dirt to fall and break open... revealing it doesn't contain Davy Jones' heart.] Argh! Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

Will: I keep the promises I made, Jack. I intend to free my father. I hope you're here to see it.
Norrington: I can't let you do that either. So sorry.
Jack: I knew you warm up to me eventually.
(Jack, Will, and Norrington points swords)
Norrington: Lord Beckett desires the contents of the chest. I get it, I'll get my life back.
Jack: Ah, the dark side of ambition.
Norrington: I like to see it as a promise of redemption.

Will: If there was anything could be done to bring him back... Elizabeth...
Tia Dalma: Would you do it? Hmmm? What... would you? Hmmm? What would any of you be willing to do? Hmmm? Would you sail to the end or the earth, and beyond, to fetch back witty Jack and 'im precious Pearl?
Gibbs: Aye!
Pintel: Aye!
Ragetti: Aye!
Cotton's Parrot: *Squawk!* Aye, aye!
Elizabeth: Yes.
Will: Aye.
Tia Dalma: Good. But if you're goin' brave de weird and haunted shores at World's End, den... you will need a captain who knows dose waters.
[a man wearing boots descends the stairs into the room. The crew stare in surprise at...]
Barbossa: So tell me, what's become of my ship? [bites into an apple.] Har har har ha!

Will: Where's Jack?
Elizabeth: He elected to stay behind to give us a chance.

Will: Why is Jack afraid of the open ocean?
Gibbs: Well, if you believe such things... there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones - a fearsome creature with giant tentacles that'll suction your face clean off, and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The Kraken. They say the stench of its breath is...[shudders] Imagine... the last thing you know on God's green Earth is the roar of the Kraken, and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses... if you believe such things.
Will: And the key will spare him that?
Gibbs: Well, that's the very question Jack wants answered. Bad enough even to go visit...her.
Will: "Her?"