Pintel: You know you can't read!
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel:: Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against ... [points up.]
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel:: Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against ... [points up.]
Pintel : You know you can't read!
Ragetti : It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel: : Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against ... [points up.]
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