Captain Jack Sparrow quotes

[examines empty rum bottle] Why is the rum always gone? [staggers drunkenly] Oh... That's why.

Whoa! No no! Big fire! Big fire! I am chief, want big fire.

[to the cannibals] A boogie snickel snickel. Toute-de-suite, come on! More wood!

Alas, my Children! This is the day that you shall always remember as the day you almost- [a huge wave washes over him, drowning him out. Dejected tone] ...Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

No, you want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle ol' what's-her-face. [pause] Savvy?

You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him, trust me.

[about Will's plan to cut down everyone in his path] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Mr. Gibbs... I-I feel sullied and unusual.

Yup, I'm good with it!

So, shall we seal it in blood? I mean... ink?

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.

[whimpers] I want my jar of dirt.

Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?!

[smiles] Hello, beastie.

Eunuchy... [Making scissors motion with his fingers] Snip-snip.

Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano, worth at least four, may three and a half. And did I happen to mention he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

Darlin', I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew.

[to Bootstrap] And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?

[to his sleeping crew] As you were, gents.

Bugger bugger bugger BUGGER!

[Hesitantly] Hard to starboard?

Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

[to Elizabeth, about an unconscious Will] Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning on using him to hit somethin' with.


Look! [shoots undead Jack the monkey in his cage] An undead monkey. Top that!

[Wanting both to think he's talking to them] Still rooting for you, mate!

Ah! The dark side of ambition.

I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.

[falls into an open grave] Oh...

[whispers to Will] Save me.

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