Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End quotes

View Quote [After Pintel tells Gibbs that the Pirate Lords should change "9 Pieces of Eight" because they are not using pieces of eight]: To what? To "Nine Pieces of Whatever-We-Happen-to-Have-in-Our-Pockets-at-the-Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.

View Quote [after Will and Elizabeth ask to be married during battle] I'm a little busy at the moment!

View Quote [after Will asks her to marry him during battle] I don't think now's the best time!

View Quote [after Will stabs him] Did you forget? I'm a heartless wretch!

View Quote [as Will lies dying] I won't leave you!

View Quote [Barbossa has just convened Brethren Court at Shipwreck cove] Barbossa: To confirm your lordship and right to be heard, present now your Pieces-of-Eight, my fellow captains!
[The pirate lords begin to place small objects in a bowl, rather than pieces-of-eight.] Pintel: Those aren't pieces-of-eight... they're just pieces of junk!
Gibbs: Aye, the original plan was to use Nine Pieces-of-Eight to bind Calypso, but when the First Court met, the Brethren were to a one skint broke.
Pintel: So change the name.
Gibbs: What? To "Nine Pieces of Whatever-We-Have-In-Our-Pockets-At-The-Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.

View Quote [Elizabeth tries to kiss him] Once was quite enough.

View Quote [In Beckett's cabin on the Endeavour. Beckett is offering Jack a deal to have Jack give away information] Jack: Regarding the Brethren Court, no doubt? [Takes the glass of brandy offered by Beckett and steals the other] In exchange for fair compensation...[Drinks down one glass] square my debt with Jones...[Drinks down the other glass] guarantee my freedom?
Beckett: Of course. It's just good business.
Jack: [Holding up Beckett's metal Admiral figurine] And what would I, if I were in a divulgatory mood, might I divulge?
Beckett: Everything. Where are the Brethren Court meeting? Who are the Pirate Lords? [Whispering intently into Jack's ear] What is the purpose of the Nine Pieces of Eight?
[After a cut scene on the Pearl] Jack: [Waving Beckett's fan] You can keep Barbossa. The belligerent homoculous and his friend with the wooden eye, both, and Turner. Especially Turner. The rest go with me aboard the Pearl, and I will hand you Shipwreck Cove and you will not hand me to Jones.
Beckett: And what becomes of Miss Swann?
Jack: ...What importance is she to you?
Beckett: You know, Jack, I just remembered I have this wonderful compass that points to anything I want, so for what do I require you? [Holds up the magic compass]
Jack: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is not the Brethren Court, is it?
Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
Jack: Me...dead.
Beckett: Damn! [He tosses the compass back to Jack. Jack tosses the fan back to Beckett] Although, if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find, Shipwreck Cove, is it? On my own. [Points a pistol at Jack] Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack: With me dead, you'd arrive at Shipwreck Cove, and find it is a fortress nigh impregnable, able to withstand blockade for years, and then you'd be wishing, "Oh, if only there was someone that I had not killed inside to make sure that the pirates come outside."
Beckett: And you can do all this?
Jack: You may kill me, but you will never insult me. Who am I? [Beckett shrugs like he doesn't know. Jack gives him a look of stupefied confusion] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! [The Endeavour suddenly shakes from cannon fire hitting it. Beckett reels against his desk. Jack quickly shakes his hand] Done!

View Quote [In reply to Barbossa's claim to have a ship, pointing to the Pearl] Can't spot it. It must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.

View Quote [Jack has escaped the brig and located the chest, gaurded by Mullroy and Murtogg] Mullroy: Halt there, or we'll shoot! [He and Murtogg point mini-cannons at Jack, but are visibly shaken by blast from the outer fight]
Jack: [Pauses, then smiles] Good one. Just come to get my effects! [looks around at the two] ... Admirable though it may be, why are you here when you could be elsewhere?
Murtogg: Somebody has to stay and guard the chest. [points the cannon back at the chest]
Mullroy: [as Jack is taking his effects] There's no question, there's been a breakdown in military discipline aboard this vessel.
Murtogg: I blame the fish-people.
Mullroy: [Sarcastically] Oh, so fish-people, by dint of being fish-people, automatically aren't as disciplined as non-fish people?
Murtogg: [as Jack is taking the chest, which neither seem to notice] Seems contributory, is all I'm suggesting.
Mullroy: It is true, if there were no fish-people, there'd be no need to guard the chest.
Murtogg: And if there were no chest, we wouldn't need to be here to guard it.
[both realize that the chest is gone, and the apparent danger they're in]

View Quote [Jack is trying to read the charts.] Jack Sparrow: Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Little Jack #1: Clear as mud, Jackie.
Jack Sparrow: What, eh?
Little Jack #1: Stab the heart!
Little Jack #2: No, Don't stab the heart!
Jack Sparrow: Come again?
Little Jack #2: The Dutchman must have a captain.
Jack Sparrow: Well, that's even more than less than unhelpful.
Little Jack #1: Sail the seas for eternity.
Jack Sparrow: [Grins] I love the sea!
Little Jack #2: What about port?
Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum. Rum's good.
Little Jack #1: Making port.
Little Jack #2: Where we can get rum and salty wenches... once every ten years.
Little Jack #1: What'd he say?
Jack Sparrow: Once every ten years.
Little Jack #1: Ten years is a long time, mate...
Jack Sparrow: Even longer given the deficit of rum.
Little Jack #1: But eternity is longer still.
Little Jack #2: And how will you be spending it, dead? Or not?
Little Jack #1: The Immortal Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, I like that!
Little Jack #2: Come sunset, it won't matter.
Jack Sparrow: [Suddenly figuring out the charts] Not sunset...Sundown! And rise... up! [begins running back and forth between the sides of the ship.]

View Quote [last words to Elizabeth] Goodbye poppet.

View Quote [looking at the spirits of the dead in the water] I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannonball on one of 'em.

View Quote [Pointing to the line "parlay" in the pirates code] Fancy that.

View Quote [repeated line] D'you fear death?