Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End quotes

View Quote Barbossa: It was the first court what imprisoned Calypso, and we will be the ones to set her free, and in her gratitude she will see fit to grant us boons.
Jack Sparrow: Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddlespeak, says I.
Barbossa: If ye have a better alternative, please... share.
Jack : [pause] ...Cuttlefish. [Barbossa gives him a confused look] Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen 'em up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... or, fish nature. So yes, we could stay here well-supplied and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month. Which seems rather grim to me, anyway you slice it. Or... ah... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. (I rather doubt it.) Can we in fact pretend that she is anything but a woman scorned like which fury hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left but with one option- I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.

View Quote [Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: No, what ARe you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: NO! What ARe you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship IS givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: MY ship, makes ME Captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you... Chartman!
Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand?!
[Jack, Barbossa and the other pirates stare at him]
Pintel: [pause, before sheepishly and apologetically cringing] ... Sorry. I just thought, with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration... Sorry.
[Jack and Barbossa push past him up the steps, not talking]
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
Pintel: Yeah?

View Quote Gibbs: Look sharp, men. It's not for naught that this be called Shipwreck Island, on which is found Shipwreck Cove and the town of Shipwreck!
Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever cobs, we are a very unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer; lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What'ya call 'im?
Jack Sparrow: ... Larry.

View Quote [Jack has escaped the brig and located the chest, gaurded by Mullroy and Murtogg] Mullroy: Halt there, or we'll shoot! [He and Murtogg point mini-cannons at Jack, but are visibly shaken by blast from the outer fight]
Jack: [Pauses, then smiles] Good one. Just come to get my effects! [looks around at the two] ... Admirable though it may be, why are you here when you could be elsewhere?
Murtogg: Somebody has to stay and guard the chest. [points the cannon back at the chest]
Mullroy: [as Jack is taking his effects] There's no question, there's been a breakdown in military discipline aboard this vessel.
Murtogg: I blame the fish-people.
Mullroy: [Sarcastically] Oh, so fish-people, by dint of being fish-people, automatically aren't as disciplined as non-fish people?
Murtogg: [as Jack is taking the chest, which neither seem to notice] Seems contributory, is all I'm suggesting.
Mullroy: It is true, if there were no fish-people, there'd be no need to guard the chest.
Murtogg: And if there were no chest, we wouldn't need to be here to guard it.
[both realize that the chest is gone, and the apparent danger they're in]

View Quote Will: Rudder, hard port! Gather 'way, keep her trim!
Barbossa: Nay, belay that.....Do something else!
Jack: Let us not, my dear friends forget...our lines, yes? Yes, let us not forget our lines!
Jack: [After Beckett messes up his line and swears] You can't curse in a Disney film, mate. [Turns to camera] See? I told him that!
Barbossa: Calypso, I come before you as a servant, humble and contrite...[His hat flies off] You blew my hat off, you [Bleep]
Barbossa: Apologies, Your Majesty, but 'tis certain the world we know ends today and I won't be letting the likes of Beckett Cutler--Oh, say, sometimes known as Cutler Beckett!
Jack: [Warming up his voice] FuzzyWuzzywasabear! FuzzyWuzzyhadnohair!
Jack: You can have Barbossa. The belligerent homonculus and his sticky wooden friend...Eeeeeh....(Starts waving for the camera to come closer to him) *whispers* Come back...
Jack: In exchange for fair compensation...[drinks a cup of brandy] Square my debt with Jones...[Drinks the other glass] [VERY hoarsely] Guarantee my freedom? [coughs] [to crew] What's in that?!

View Quote It's not gettin' to the land of the dead that's the problem...it's gettin' back.

View Quote Aye, we're good and lost now.[Elizabeth exclaims, "Lost?"] For sure you have to be lost to find a place what can't be found, elseways, everyone would know where it is.

View Quote Kill him, he's not our man!

View Quote My peanut! (He just shot a hallucination of himself who was trying to eat a peanut, his first line in this movie.)

View Quote He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl. [To Elizabeth] And you felt guilty. [To Barbossa] And you and your Brethren Court. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Marty, then Ragetti, Pintel, and Jack the monkey raise their hands] I'm standing over there with them.

View Quote Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded. [After Will looks suspiciously at Elizabeth] Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.

View Quote [Summing up his crew whilst in the Locker; to Ragetti] Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a lttle iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.

View Quote We must fight... to run away.

View Quote You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I? [Beckett looks confused] ... (Disappointed) I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

View Quote I rather like the sound of that...Captain Jack Sparrow, the last pirate.