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National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes

34 total quotes

Clark Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Vicki
Dialog
Ellen Griswold
Other
Rusty Griswold


I'll never fly again.


I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.

It's expensive having an entourage.

It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!

Jilly - That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress.

Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.

My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.

No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?

No sir, I do not require them.

Oh, Keno! This is easy.

Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.

Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.

So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"

That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.

This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.