National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes
34 total quotesDialog
Ellen Griswold
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Rusty Griswold
I'll never fly again.
I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet.
It's expensive having an entourage.
It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
Jilly - That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress.
Lord, I hate this heat. It's not bad enough it makes your butt stick to the seat. And I want somethin' better...hey, everybody.
My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.
No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?
No sir, I do not require them.
Oh, Keno! This is easy.
Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.
Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"
That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.