National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation

National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 414)

Clark Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Vicki
Ellen Griswold
Rusty Griswold

Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower.

Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!

[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!