Cousin Eddie quotes
I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.
Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?
[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!
Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.
My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.
Hey, kids. Round-up time!
Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.