Cousin Eddie quotes

I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.

Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?

[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!

Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance.

My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.

Hey, kids. Round-up time!

Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.

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