Rusty Griswold quotes

Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again.

I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car.

Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!"

It's expensive having an entourage.

No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?

No sir, I do not require them.

Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

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