Clark Griswold quotes
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That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.
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Hard six coming out.
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It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!
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This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.
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His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
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Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.
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...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...
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Oh, Keno! This is easy.