Clark Griswold quotes

That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.

Hard six coming out.

It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!

This is great! They don't have any of these games at the regular casino.

His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!

Rus, don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin.

...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowlege, and a mulch...

Oh, Keno! This is easy.

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