Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters

The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja

View Quote The Shoveler: Oh yeah, well, maybe if we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance Hunt, then we could afford some advertising.
Mr. Furious: I think that's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing.
Blue Raja: Oh, here we go.
Shoveler: Oh, don't start that again! Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: [Long-suffering] He takes them off when he transforms.
Shoveler: That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see!

View Quote Casanova Frankenstein: Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.
Tony P: You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.
Casanova Frankenstein: It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...
Tony P: [Snapping] Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!
Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.

View Quote [Rescuing Captain Amazing]
The Shoveler: Captain, I'm just going to ask you directly; do you know billionaire Lance Hunt?
Captain Amazing: It's me. [Shoveler looks surprised and disappointed] Nah, I'm only kiddin' ya - I always wanted to do that.

View Quote Monica: What's your name?
Mr. Furious: D-do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't...
Monica: No, I just mean your name.
Mr. Furious: My name. Ummm... wow. Okay... It's...Phoenix... Phoenix Dark... Dirk... Phoenix... Dark Dirk. I was christened Dirk Steel and then I changed it to Phoenix...
Monica: Forget about it. It's okay.
Mr. Furious: It's Roy! That's... that's my name. My... my real name's Roy.
Monica: Just. Be. Roy.

View Quote "Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

View Quote "We're all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, 'That's right! I was there! I fought the good fight!'"

View Quote "We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."

View Quote "There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."

View Quote "All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

View Quote "Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."

View Quote "Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica

View Quote "He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."

View Quote "We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

View Quote "Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."

View Quote "You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."