Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

View Quote Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Mr. Duvall: ... yeah, I can't do this.

View Quote Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes?
Regina: No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, biatch. Love ya, bye! *blows kiss*

View Quote Cady: Wow. Your house is really nice.
Regina: I know, right?
Gretchen: [whispering] Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks!

View Quote Janis Ian - D**e!

View Quote Bethany Byrd has an amazing ability to supress her gag reflex. Uses super jumbo tampons....slut.

View Quote Regina George, She is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust her, she is a fugly slut.

View Quote Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin...Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass.

View Quote Trang Pak is a grotsky little biatch...Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr.

View Quote Amber D'Alessio masturbated with a hot dog.

View Quote [about Regina]: (in her mind)I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Regina, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. I could hear people getting bored with me, but I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit. (out loud) I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

View Quote [at a Mathletes competition] The limit does not exist!

View Quote [narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

View Quote [voiceover] In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

View Quote [voiceover] I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.