Karen quotes

On Wednesdays we wear pink!

I'm kind of psychic...I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... [Cady: Really? Um, wow.] [Karen] Well...they can tell when it's raining.

[Standing outside while raining] It's 68 degrees [feels breasts], and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.

[Cady: You must be good at something.] [Replies] I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Want to see?

I can't go out...(cough cough) I'm sick

You know who's lookin' fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. [Gretchen: He's your cousin!] (to Gretchen, regarding Seth) Yeah, but he's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... [Gretchen looks at her pityingly] ...that's not right is it? [Gretchen shakes head no] Seethhh!!!! [runs after seth]

So if you're from Africa...why are you white?

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