Damian quotes

I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

She doesn't even go here!

My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk

You can't join Mathletes... it's social suicide.

[Seeing Coach Carr making out with a female Asian student] Trang Pak?

[to a girl who has just busted him for using the ladies' room] Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

[about Karen] She asked me how to spell "orange".

OH NO SHE DID NOT!

Glen Coco? Oh, there you are, Glen Coco. Let's see...four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

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