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Mean Girls

Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis
Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina




View Quote Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.
View Quote Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.
View Quote I'm thinking of joining the Mathletes.
View Quote I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough?
View Quote [about homeschooled kids] They think we're weirdly religious or something.
View Quote I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
View Quote She doesn't even go here!
View Quote My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk
View Quote You can't join Mathletes... it's social suicide.
View Quote [Seeing Coach Carr making out with a female Asian student] Trang Pak?
View Quote [to a girl who has just busted him for using the ladies' room] Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
View Quote [about Karen] She asked me how to spell "orange".
View Quote OH NO SHE DID NOT!
View Quote [to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannukah my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am such a good friend! [begins to cry]
View Quote I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.