Janis quotes

This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.

Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

It's been two weeks, and all we've done is make her face smell like a foot.

And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it

Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

[to the female student body] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. [to Regina] God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

[Nice wig Janis, what's it made of?] [Replies] Your mom's chest hair!

[to Cady] You smell like a baby prostitute.

[Talking about Regina George] She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

[standing in front of chalkboard, holding a pointer] Regina George is an evil dictator. How do you overthrow an evil dictator? You take away her resources. She would be nothing without her high-status man-candy [points to first line on chalkboard, which reads Aaron Samuels], technically good physique, [points to second line: "Hot" body], and evil band of loyal followers [points to third line: Army of Skanks].

[Kevin Gnapoor: So... Puerto Rican?] [Replies] Lebanese!

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