Regina quotes

Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

I know what "homeschooled" is, I'm not retarded.

[repeated line] I know, right?

Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little- [gets hit by a schoolbus]

Get in loser, we're going shopping.

I gave him everything...I was half a virgin when I met him!

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my, just promise me you wont make fun of her!

Boo, you whore!

Is butter a carb?

How do you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later? She's not interested! (To Cady) Do you want to have sex with him? (Cady says, "No thank you") Good. Then it's settled, so you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.

I want to lose three pounds.

(to Jason) Why are you such a skeez?

Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's NOT going to happen!

Mom, please stop talking.

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