Madagascar quotes

92 total quotes

Alex the Lion
Gloria the Hippo
King Julian the Lemur
Marty the Zebra

Mason the Chimp
Maurice the Aye-Aye
Melman the Giraffe
Mort the Cute Lemur
Skipper the Penguin

View Quote King Julien, what are they? WHAT ARE THEY?!

View Quote Marty: The penguins are going so, why can't I?
Alex: The penguins are psychotic.

View Quote Gloria: Where are the people?
Skipper: We killed 'em and ate their livers.
[Gloria looks horrified]
Skipper: Gotcha! Just kidding doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China. Hang on, I know you two. Where's that psychotic lion, and our monochromatic friend?

View Quote All hail the New York Giants!

View Quote Dagnabbit! I missed the express! Looks like I have to take the Stamford local.

View Quote Mort: I like them! I like them! Before I even met them I liked them!
Julien: Yes, yes! We get it--
Mort: You HATE them compared to how much I like them--
Julien: QUIET, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!
[pause]
Mort: [flattered] Hee-hee!

View Quote I don't know who I am! I don't know who I am? I gotta go find myself in the WILD!

View Quote I'm not smiling, it's gas.

View Quote Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly!

View Quote Well Maurice, it could be said that my plan is working in very a clever, good, working... um, kind of way.

View Quote Ah, nature! It's all over me, get it off!

View Quote [Mason and Phil have just escaped from the zoo] I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Centre. [Phil signs frantically] Well of course we're going to throw poo at 'im!

View Quote I'm steak! Me-me-me-me-me!

View Quote Grand Central Station. It's Grand, and it's Central.

View Quote DON'T GIMME EXCUSES, GIMME RESULTS!