Madagascar quotes

92 total quotes (ID: 366)

Alex the Lion
Gloria the Hippo
King Julian the Lemur
Marty the Zebra
Mason the Chimp
Maurice the Aye-Aye
Melman the Giraffe
Mort the Cute Lemur
Skipper the Penguin

I have an announcement to make, so quiet everyone! quiet!

Don't you just love de people? Not a very lively bunch though.

[to Marty, after the island is divided between them and Marty calls his side the fun side] This is the fun side! This is where we are gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Your side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!

Excuse me? We bozos have de people, of course!

A bullseye! Excellent shot, Maurice!

We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transfered for good! You don't bite the hand that feeds ya!

Alex:[after Melman burned the rescue beacon in panic] You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to HECK!
Melman:[callously] Can we go to the fun side now?

When the New York Giants fall asleep, we will make sure that they wake up in paradise. Now who'd like a cookie?

No matter, I don't care.

[the penguins are being transfered; Kowalski is looking at the label on their crate]
Skipper: Progress report.
Kowalski: It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make it out.
[Skipper notices the chimps in the crate next to them]
Skipper: You, higher mammal! Can you read?
Mason: No. Phil can read though. Phil!
[Phil appears; Kowalski gestures towards the label; Phil starts using sign language]
Mason: Ship to... Kenya... wildlife preserve... AFRICA!
Skipper: Africa? That ain't gonna fly. Rico!
[Rico vomits up a paper clip and uses it to unpick the lock on their crate]

King Julien: [watching Gloria cuddle Mort] They are just a bunch of panzies.
Maurice: I don't know, Julien. [referring to Alex] There's something about that guy with the crazy hair-do that I find suspicious.
King Julien: Nonsense, Maurice! Come on everybody! Let's go and meet the panzies!

Well Maurice, it could be said that my plan is working in very a clever, good, working... um, kind of way.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'm gonna strangle you, then bury you, then dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones! And then I'll never talk to you AGAIN!

Julien: We thank you with enormous gratitude for scaring away the Fossa.
Gloria: The whossa?
Julien: The Fossa. They're alway annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off--
Alex: Yeah, sounds great.

Alex: What could Connecticut have to offer us?
Melman: Lyme disease.
Alex: Thank you, Melman.