Madagascar quotes

92 total quotes

Alex the Lion
Gloria the Hippo
King Julian the Lemur
Marty the Zebra

Mason the Chimp
Maurice the Aye-Aye
Melman the Giraffe
Mort the Cute Lemur
Skipper the Penguin

View Quote Did he just say "Grand Central Station" or "my aunt's constipation"?

View Quote All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep. [long pause] HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!

View Quote Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?

View Quote Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

View Quote Well boys, our monochromatic friend's in trouble. Looks like we have a job to do. Captain's log: embarking into hostile territory. Kowalski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.

View Quote Good morning, Mister Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, waking, Mister Alex! WAKE UP! ALEX! Oh, you suck your thumb?

View Quote You see, Maurice? Mister Alex was grooming his friend. He is clearly a tender, loving... thing. How could you have the heebie-jeebies for Mister Alex? He's so cute, and plushy!

View Quote We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transfered for good! You don't bite the hand that feeds ya!

View Quote [Marty and Alex seem overjoyed to be reunited. They are running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire playing. Their voices are slow and toned to a low key]
Alex: Marty!
Marty: Alex!
Alex: Marty!
Marty: Al!
Alex: [angrily] Marty!
Marty: [confused] Alex?
Alex: MARTY!
Marty: [turns to run] Oh sugar, honey, ice tea!

View Quote I have an announcement to make, so quiet everyone! quiet!

View Quote I'm ten years old, my life's half over. And I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes.

View Quote Alex: What could Connecticut have to offer us?
Melman: Lyme disease.
Alex: Thank you, Melman.

View Quote Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.

View Quote Alex:[after Melman burned the rescue beacon in panic] You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to HECK!
Melman:[callously] Can we go to the fun side now?

View Quote Okay, listen up. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours? Well, I got up to pee and, um, I looked over in Marty's pen which, you know, I normally don't do, but...